Welcome to my crazy world of real food cooking ...

Eat Food. Not too much. Mostly Plants. -- Michael Pollan

I wish I could take credit for that because I think it sums up how we should eat. Simply -- eat stuff that really is food, instead of stuff that is food like substance. The supermarket is almost entirely food-like-substances, and, my friends, you should probably never ever eat them.

Fortunately, there is a world of deliciousness out there, and it can all be had in a way that not only doesn't harm your health, but in a way that benefits you hugely.

I think it's important to eat stuff that satisfies you, that keeps your blood sugar stable, and that gives you stuff your body really needs to run optimally.

But baby, it's gotta taste good.

I really like getting experimental in the kitchen. I love cooking, I love layering flavours, and I love coming up with really super yummy food. I have very strong opinions about what constitutes food, and there are a lot of things I won't touch in the kitchen. Bottom line? Pretty much everything I make is ridiculously good for you even if it tastes decadent. Although there are occasional big fat cheats ... but even those stick to real food, my friends.

For food that is usual gluten free, usually free of cane sugar, usually super low on the glycemic index, full of protein, fiber, flavour, and excellent energy, join me and Alice down the rabbit hole.

Every recipe on this blog is my own original effort and idea, so please pass 'em on, giving credit where credit is due.

Many thanks, and come back often. I'm really glad you are here!

:)

Wednesday 25 October 2017

really good simple baby cakes -- vegan, gluten-free, and nut-free

This is really delicious. Simple, super yummy little cakes. Pleasing. They taste like more. They go perfectly with a cup of tea. They rock an after-school snack or an after dinner treat. Breakfast? Sure!! Dessert? You betcha. This is the cake you need now.








p.s.a. : also good with chocolate chips!!:









equipment needed:

muffin/cupcake cups
mixing bowl
mixing spoon
measuring cups
measuring spoons
oven


ingredients:

a)
1 cup millet flour
1 cup buckwheat flour
1/2 cup tapioca starch
1 tsp xanthan gum

b)
1/2 tsp sea salt
1/2 tsp tonka bean powder
1 tsp baking soda
1 tsp cream of tartar

c)
1 cup coconut sugar
1/4 cup coconut nectar
2 tbsp apple cider vinegar
1 tsp vanilla extract

d)
1/2 cup coconut oil
1 1/2 cup warm water


directions:

preheat the oven to 345 degrees
1. combine the ingredients from part d and set aside
2. in a bowl, mix the ingredients from a) and b) -- thoroughly combine
3. stir c) and d) together
4. mix the wet and dry ingredients together -- I like to use a whisk
5. scoop the batter into the silicone cupcake cups and bake at 345 for 30 to 35 minutes


gluten free bread V2.0 -- our simplest vegan loaf

Bread. What can I say? It's never been my jam, but I know most people love it. By most people I mean, like everyone in the world except me. Or maybe just everyone in my world. So for me going gluten free is no big. It's like here eat some nuts and seeds with your avocado and vegetables. And then my son going gluten-free (and incidentally and coincidentally a whole host of problems going away), and cue his sad sad sad face. He wants toast. He wants bread fingers to dip in his soup. He wants a pb and j sammie. Sigh.

So, gluten-free bread.

Well, version 1 was in a word terrible. The birds and squirrels didn't mind it though.

But this one, version 2, has my son's blessing. He will eat this forever for the rest of his life even if he can ever eat gluten again. This one is so good he'll eat it everyday. Toasted, souped, sammied ... you name it. His sad face has gone gone gone.

Yay!!








equipment needed:

oven
prepared loaf pan
mixing bowls
mixing spoon
measuring cup
measuring spoon


ingredients:

a)
1 cup sorghum flour
1 cup buckwheat flour
1/2 cup tapioca starch
2 tsp xanthan gum
1 tsp sea salt
1 tbsp psyllium husk

b)
1 1/2 cups water 
1/4 cup coconut sugar
1 tbsp bread yeast



directions:
1. combine b) and set aside
2. in a larger bowl, mix together all the ingredients from a). You'll want to make sure they are very very well distributed. There are some magical ingredients in here that won't mix well if they are clumped together when water is added.
3. add part b) to part a) and stir quickly and efficient until completely combined
4. scoop into a prepared loaf pan, and smooth the top
5. let rise covered for 1 1/2 to 2 hours
6. bake at 345 degrees for 1 hour
7. turn out onto a cooling rack
8. when fully cool, store in an airtight package in the fridge



gluten free bread v 4.0

My son is a bread lover. And because of a variety of health issues, he has had to go gluten-free, to his chagrin. However, this rather credible loaf makes things a little easier. This is version 4, and it's got a wonderful texture. He also loves version 2. This one has chia, which makes this bread a little more suitable for use by people who have blood sugar issues. This bread dough doesn't have the same texture as gluten-containing bread. You have to scoop it into the bread pan as a sticky mass instead of as a clammy, well-behave dough ball. However, it rises well enough to become nicely spongey, and developed a pleasing crust when baked. The taste is enjoyable, and it toasts up beautifully. Finally, it mixes up in just a few minutes, and is very easy to make.






equipment needed:

oven
loaf pan

ingredients:

a)
1 1/2 cups warm water
1/4 cup coconut sugar
1 tbsp bread yeast

b)
1 cup sorghum flour
1 1/4 cup buckwheat flour
1/2 cup tapioca starch
1/4 cup ground chia seeds

c)
1 1/2 tsp sea salt
2 tsp xanthan gum
1 tbsp psyllium husk powder


directions:

1. combine the ingredients from a) and set aside
2. in a larger bowl, combine b) and c), and mix until completely and evenly dispersed
3. when a) has foamed up, add it to the mixture of b) and c), and mix quickly and well
4. put the resulting stiff batter into a prepared loaf pan, and smooth the top of it
5. cover it and let it rise for 1 1/2 or 2 hours
6. bake at 345 for 1 hour
7. turn out of the baking pan and let cool on a rack
8 when fully cool, store in an airtight package in the fridge.

Chocolate Monkey Cookie Bars -- delicious vegan, gluten free, and nut free banana and chocolate treats

There's no such thing as a bad banana in this house. My fellas both love eating them, but if they ever hang around too long, they can fulfill their destiny as delicious cookie bars.

These are nutritionally dense, full only of high octane fuel. I like to throw a couple of these in my son's lunch box because with all the excellent ingredients, I know they'll help him power through the day at school. Additionally, they taste great, so he looks forward to them.





equipment needed:

oven
2 8x8 square baking dishes -- (I like silicone but if you don't use silicone, make sure you prepare it well so the batter doesn't stick)
mixing bowl
mixing spoon
seed grinder for chia or buy already ground
measuring cups
measuring spoons


ingredients:

a)
2 cups mashed overripe banana
1/2 cup date sugar
1 tbsp apple cider vinegar
1/2 tsp vanilla extract

b)
1 tsp xanthan gum
1/2 tsp ground tonka bean (optional!)
1 tsp cream of tartar
1 tsp baking soda
1/2 tsp sea salt

c)
1/4 cup raw cacao
1/4 cup tapioca starch or green banana flour
1/4 cup ground chia

d)
2 cups shredded coconut

e)
1 cup fair trade chocolate chips


directions:

1. preheat the oven to 345
2. combine the ingredients from part a) -- you may want to use a whisk
3. whisk in the ingredients from part b)
4. whisk in the ingredients from part c)
5. stir in the shredded coconut
6 stir in the chocolate chips
7. divide evenly between prepared 2 square pans (or use a big rectangle one!)
8. bake at 345 for 45 minutes or until they are done
9. score into bars while they are in the pan, allow to cool, and then remove.
10. Store in an airtight container in the fridge